[RL - Actio Spam with Jack Sparrow.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Set after this thread.] 

[What is going on Arthur has no idea, but it's most likely a virus and he's decided to discover which one. Once he gets a worldhop and arrives to Jack's world he looks around to see if the pirate is near.]

Comments

[whatashipis]

What are you thinking there?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Me? Nothing, Jack. Just wondering if you will ever settle down, that's all.

[whatashipis]

Highly unlikely, Chrissy.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Afraid of compromise? [He can't really blame Jack, he's been having second thoughts about his relationship with James, mostly because he's been screwing things over spectacularly this last month.]

[whatashipis]

Weren't you married to Mister Eames?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

I'm still are, yes. Why? I'm just asking about you, no me. I'm happy with my life.

[whatashipis]

I told you it wouldn't happen with me. It was obvious. Marriage is a trick to see who would fall out of love faster or rather, a compromise you make for certain beneficial aspects. Like money or a fancy title. [ waves hand at him ] You're speaking about the commodore- admiral- whatever he is... What's the husband's opinion on that?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

We didn't do it because of that. [No, it was because they were drunk first, but they liked the outcome. Mostly.] Eames and I talked about it, all it's cleared now.

[whatashipis]

That overall couple-ness of it all is worked out? Single lady, Chrissy?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

No. Still married.

[Having another scotch, he's too sober for this conversation.] Eames is not the problem.