[RL - Actio Spam with Jack Sparrow.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Set after this thread.] 

[What is going on Arthur has no idea, but it's most likely a virus and he's decided to discover which one. Once he gets a worldhop and arrives to Jack's world he looks around to see if the pirate is near.]

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[whatashipis]

[ ARTHUR is going to get grabbed by the arm and lightly pulled into Jack's apartment-- which is like... an sea-view book cluttered boat-y awesome mess of random shit. This is how he'd keep a house. ] Oh you came! I got rum ready. And other assorted alcoholic beverages if you would prefer not to drink that and have ...whatever it is you drink. We can mix and match? Yes.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[That is such a beautiful view, he cant' help but stare for a few minutes.] O..oh course, I told you I would. I like how you decorated the place.

[He feels a bit awkward around this new Jack, don't mind him.]I am fine with any drink, really. Scotch is my favorite but I'm not picky.

[whatashipis]

[ Tilting his head at him ] Why thank you. I'm particularly fond of my decorating skills. I have amazing taste. [ Holds a finger up to wait a second and wanders off ] I have scotch. Scotty scotch scotch... You alright there? Terribly odd today, you.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[All it's so clean and neat. Why can't you always be virused, Jack?]

It hasn't been a good day for me, no. Scratch that, it's It hasn't been a good month actually. Mr. Norrington and I had another fight.

[whatashipis]

[ Because it's more fun that way. ]

That hardly seems like a concern. He's always fighting something. [ Handing you scotch~ Look he put it in a glass. Really. ]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Fun for who? Bacterias?]

He's fighting himself now and I think he's been doing that for some time. I think I made things worse.

[He takes it with a thanks and he seems more surprised by the fact that glass is clean than anything else.]

[whatashipis]

[ there is nothing wrong with my bff bacteria ]

If anything there was a favor done in there. He needed to get laid.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Except the fact that they make people sick or even die.]

[Arthur nearly chokes on his Scotch, well done Jack.] I'm sure he could have found someone more suitable. He hates my guts now, so we are not talking anymore.

[whatashipis]

Suitable for him is rather nonexistent, the way he says things. [ calmly sipping his own drink here ] He hates you? Oh? I didn't know he actually stopped talking to people he hates. You must have been a horrible in bed.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Abruptly? Sarcastically? tense..? [He can go on forever. He's not usually this whinny, but he's a bit tired of the latest shenanigans.

This time he already finished the glass of Scotch, so there was no more accidental choking.]No, I decided not to talk to him, since eh dislike me so much. Let's not talk about what happens in our private room, please.

[whatashipis]

Oh you're not talking to him? That never works. He'll follow you around.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

He won't this time, I'm sure. [He looks at the empy glass.] Mind I abuse of you and get another? How's the pirate 's life treating you lately?

[whatashipis]

So sure? He doesn't like you that much then. We really should discuss your bedroom techniques, Chrissy. [ pours more into the glass ] Fine. The only life for me, eh?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Jack you just get a glare for that. He asked you to drop the subject.]

Why so curious about my abilities in bed? There's anything in your mind you want to share with me?

[whatashipis]

[ Pirate. ]

I'm interested in everyone's abilities. That shouldn't be any sort of surprise. What exactly would I need to be sharing?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Not a excuse.]

Everyone's? [He just discovered that James is in love with another man, Arthur is no more sure of anything.]Why Jack, I had no idea.

[whatashipis]

What are you thinking there?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Me? Nothing, Jack. Just wondering if you will ever settle down, that's all.

[whatashipis]

Highly unlikely, Chrissy.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Afraid of compromise? [He can't really blame Jack, he's been having second thoughts about his relationship with James, mostly because he's been screwing things over spectacularly this last month.]

[whatashipis]

Weren't you married to Mister Eames?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

I'm still are, yes. Why? I'm just asking about you, no me. I'm happy with my life.

[whatashipis]

I told you it wouldn't happen with me. It was obvious. Marriage is a trick to see who would fall out of love faster or rather, a compromise you make for certain beneficial aspects. Like money or a fancy title. [ waves hand at him ] You're speaking about the commodore- admiral- whatever he is... What's the husband's opinion on that?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

We didn't do it because of that. [No, it was because they were drunk first, but they liked the outcome. Mostly.] Eames and I talked about it, all it's cleared now.

[whatashipis]

That overall couple-ness of it all is worked out? Single lady, Chrissy?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

No. Still married.

[Having another scotch, he's too sober for this conversation.] Eames is not the problem.