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What the hell was that?

If anybody feels like asking me anything about this last days? I'm not available.

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[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

And a mouse too if I am correct. and I recall turning you back to normal eventually.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

That does not erase the part where you kept turning me into things.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

I didn't drag you to this comm nor I dragged you to Hogwarst.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Okay, and? You still told a bunch of teenagers to transform me into animals.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

And you gave cigarettes to them. Your point?

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

One of them involves possible painful transformations and being stuck as a tiny furry thing and the other doesn't, Arthur.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Lung cancer is worse.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

I didn't force anyone to take them that didn't want them.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

I didn't force you to teach at Hogwarts.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

No, you just forced me to turn into animals.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

In fact...you never said that you didn't want to do it. [True fact~]

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

No, I just bitched about it at every opportunity. [Dammit, Arthur. B|]

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

It's not the same. [>D] I complain about you calling me pet names, it doesn't stop you from doing it.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

So, what I'm hearing from this is that you don't want me to stop calling you pet names.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

You obvious hear what you want to hear, truth or not. Does it matter?

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

You said complaining about something doesn't mean you're asking someone to stop. Like how you complain about the pet names, dearest. Oh ho ho ho.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Did you just...wrote a laugh?

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I did.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Are you aware of how absolutely ridiculous is that?

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

You are avoiding the discussion at hand, Arthur.

And: yes. Yes I am.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

You are no longer a furry animal, stop complaining and stop calling me names. Better?

It's something, at least.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

You will never ever be able to stop the pet names, lovey.

Ridiculousness is my way of functioning, pet.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

[Not going to reply anything about that because >:|]

I really don't get why Cobb likes you.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

Because Cobb doesn't have a stick jammed up his posterior.

And, despite what you think of my personality, I'm actually quite good at what I do for a living.

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

Oh, you checked?

That's probalby the only thing you are good at.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

It's kind of obvious, darling, but I can if you're concerned.

You are seriously the most negative person I have ever met. You're like an eternal raincloud, you know that?

[t-point-man.livejournal.com]

And you knwo a lot about obvious.

You needs to meet more people, clearly. And I like rain, thank you so much.

[forgerofdreams.livejournal.com]

I think you're just attempting to say negative things just because you can, darling.

Dearie, I have traveled all over this great wide globe and met many, many individuals who I would call "negative". But you are the clear winner as far as being able to turn anything into an excuse to act like someone pissed in your cereal.